A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
And, if you want to bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them.
We think one of the funniest golf movies was, of course, Caddyshack. Try showing up in a Bushwood Golf Shirt to see if anyone notices.
Got a costume party to go? We think this outfit is comfortable and you'll be thought of well. It's officially licensed by warner bros consumer products. "So What?"
"So let's dance!"
Laughter! We all need it!
We think laughter's the best medicine. A good laugh's been medically proven to reduce stress, increase energy and keep you focused. Lydia Ko tried several caddies before she found one to help her laugh off the bad shots.
Okay, we think this: Let's say you're a respectable mature person. You don't do immature. You entertain clients at your club and you must keep your fine image (or whatever image they expect of you?) Yeah, but you don't want to be boring. We reviewed some things that will enable you to keep your respect yet have your buddies, clients, strangers tell good tales about you.
We think these products will bring you good healthy laughs and give you some original and great golf jokes.
We believe poor putting is a direct result of stress and/or tenseness in your body. Put down one of these gag balls and we think your game will improve from then on.
We think we've found for you The World's Best Trick Golf Balls. We believe they're great to get a laugh and great fun. (You may have seen the exploder ball but the unputtable is funny.