In the words of Arthur Daley, "Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you take it seriously, it will break your heart."
We along with thousands of others who socially and for business play golf, believe taking golf too seriously may lead to disaster on the course as well as business relationships. So The Team publishes books help you relax, have fun and build better business relationships.
A good joke will help you relax. As, comedian Bill Murray says, "The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself."
Keep it in your bag and pull it out during delays on the course or in the clubhouse bar after a round, or anytime you need a laugh. See Golfwell's Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book.
Great gifts for golfers with jokes like: John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So John asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender says, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.” John says, “Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.” Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
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